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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 07:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

No way

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is your juiciest sex story?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

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