What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 07:43

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
No way
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is your juiciest sex story?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
share office space ...